A Satanic Mass :: How to install TeamViewer on Kali Linux

Very quickly because I have things to do: you cannot install the latest version of TeamViewer on Kali Linux because of the error:

In the order you have tried:

  • dpkg -i teamviewer_15.64.3_amd64.deb

  • apt-get install teamviewer

  • dpkg --force-depends -i teamviewer_15.64.3_amd64.deb

  • apt --fix-broken install

  • apt-get update && apt-get dist-upgrade (and re-tried again all the above)
  • wget -O ~/teamviewer.deb "https://download.teamviewer.com/download/linux/teamviewer_amd64.deb" and then gdebi ~/teamviewer.deb and you faced again the Dependency is not satisfiable: policykit-1
  • wget https://download.teamviewer.com/download/linux/teamviewer_i386.deb and then dpkg --add-architecture i386 and dpkg -i teamviewer_i386.deb because some blog said that the *i386 was the right architecture but you have faced the Package policykit-1 is not installed.
  • Then purged that fucking package, downloaded the right version and then dpkg --force-depends -i policykit-1_122-3_amd64.deb but still no joy
  • gdebi teamviewer_i386.deb gave you hope but still Package policykit-1 is not installed.
  • Scarified a bunny and draw a black star on the floor and lightened a candle on each corner

Is now time to invoke the real, The-One-With-The-Horns: time to do the hard work. (theme song)

How to install TeamViewer on Kali Linux

chmod 666: the number of the beast 👹

I don’t know who you are, policykit-1, and I don’t know your friends pkexec and polkitd but I’m now going to take a scalpel and remove you from the fucking *.deb package. 
  1. dpkg-deb -R teamviewer_15.64.3_amd64.deb debdir: Unpack the package in a directory
  2. tree debdir: there you are soon of a beach ball

  3. nano debdir/DEBIAN/control: edit the file that controls the dependencies of the package. Substitute the whole content with:

  4. dpkg-deb -b debdir modified-teamviewer.deb: rebuild the fucking package
  5. chmod 666 /home/bobby/Downloads/modified-teamviewer.deb: change the permission before installation (here He should manifest itself)
  6. apt install ./modified-teamviewer.deb: and finally we are going to install the package. You should see this:

  7. And to fix that small error at the end you have to go to the restroom, stare at the mirror and repeat 3 times “TeamViewer”, “TeamViewer”, “TeamViewer”.

Done.

Satan is inside you and you are now good to go.

Conclusion Concussion

The Sign In is completely broken

You can only login through ID / Password which is definitely better than using xrdp.

Prosit

How to Install TeamViewer on Kali Linux

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